There is a growing list of items which appear to be having THIS effect on my intestines.
So far I am having a bit of trouble with:-
2. Spicy food
3. Wine (is that the same as alcohol? In my book it merits a category all of its own).
Last night I was kept awake for a good proportion of the night by my own belly’s inability to shut the fuck up.
As the list grows, I am finding that each of life’s little pleasures is gradually being ripped from my cold, white knuckles. Pretty soon I shall be living on raw steak and lard.
At least I will be thin. 🙂