Sporting attire for beginners

What NOT to wear for a CrossFit workout ‘ 101.’

This. Not yet, Dear. We’ll unleash the big guns when we can see our own feet.

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This. Exactly WHEN was the last time you went to the gym?

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This. Excuse me? We play Motorhead in the background here, not Barry Manilow.

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This. Uh, I don’t think she’s here for the Boxing….

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This. Snotty bitch from expensive private gym who thought she’d try CrossFit and show all those mummies how uber fit she was. Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Style over substance, beeatch.

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This. If you don’t have any friends in real life, you certainly won’t win any here wearing THAT.

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This. Sorry, no. We do callouses, not manicures.

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This.  Totally rocking it.

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What do you wear? *smiley face*

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