Sporting attire for beginners

What NOT to wear for a CrossFit workout ‘ 101.’

This. Not yet, Dear. We’ll unleash the big guns when we can see our own feet.

This. Exactly WHEN was the last time you went to the gym?

This. Excuse me? We play Motorhead in the background here, not Barry Manilow.

This. Uh, I don’t think she’s here for the Boxing….

This. Snotty bitch from expensive private gym who thought she’d try CrossFit and show all those mummies how uber fit she was. Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Style over substance, beeatch.

This. If you don’t have any friends in real life, you certainly won’t win any here wearing THAT.

This. Sorry, no. We do callouses, not manicures.

This.  Totally rocking it.

What do you wear? *smiley face*